So, today's story comes from Southern New Jersey, and is a classic case of things going from bad to worse when those of questionable intellect are coupled with alcohol.

In today's adventures, our hero trashes... a police station?!?

Well, their bathroom at least...

So, here's how our story goes. Boy goes out to a bar. Boy meets beer. Boy meets another beer. Boy meets several more beers. Boy realizes he's met more beer than money. Boy calls girlfriend to come down with some cash to bail him out of his bar tab. Girl apparently met beer that night as well, and gets busted for DUI, as well as outstanding warrants. Boy, not charged with any crimes at this point uses police restroom. Feces meets floor. Feces meets walls. Fire meets paper towel dispenser. Boy meets charges of criminal mischeif and arson.

Yes, it's that old classic tale we've all heard a million times.

It's further proof that some people should just not drink. Or be allowed in public. Or, God forbid, reproduce!

So, our hero's girlfriend is now out on bail, and he's in the Camden County lockup in default of $35,000 bail.

So, let this be a lesson to you... If you're dating a girl that has outstanding warrants and a penchant for the sauce, you may want to consider paying for your drinks as you go, or at the very least, if you should find yourself in a police station because you failed to follow this advice, use a toilet to eliminate your bowel movements, use a pencil if you really feel you must vandalize the police rest room walls, and for God's sake, don't start a fire.

So endeth the lesson.

-- CEO of LGO


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