Here's our next installment of Friday Night's Pickup Lines. In this week's install,ent we go for the direct approach. Hope ya get lucky with one of 'em!

We've got clear and to the point...
"If I were you, I'd do me."

Got something more specific in mind?
"This club blows...how about you?"

Not getting anywhere with those? Maybe you're not the smooth talking type. Maybe this is your best bet.
"Does this rag smell like ether to you?"

And to close out this week's lines, there's the Quagmire Special.
"Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!"

Good luck.