Damn! It's Friday again already? Ok, well, I shouldn't complain about this. Tomorrow's Halloween. A great excuse to go out, and for our aesthetically impaired patrons, a chance to score regardless of how you look the other 364 days of the year. That mask is totally acceptable tonight, or if you're REALLY bad, maybe you don't need to dress up at all. So, now all you need is some good pickup lines! Ok, here we go...

You've seen the warning signs. You know you have a problem. Or maybe you don't know it yet. Well, here's BarLOLz to the rescue! Look for these warning signs.

• Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
  
• You can't spell AC/DC.
  
• You use a barstool as a walker to get to the bathroom.
  
• You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
  
• You have the right to remain silent, but you don't have the ability to.
  

Ok, for the past few months, I've been feeding you gold. I gotta dump some of the crappy ones off the list, so this week is for some of the lame ones. They still can work if executed properly though. If you watch Family Guy, you may have heard Quagmire use a few of these. If you get one of these lines to work you have some serious bragging rights. Here you go.

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you...

You've seen the warning signs. You know you have a problem. Or maybe you don't know it yet. Well, here's BarLOLz to the rescue! Look for these warning signs.

• You try to pee on the grass and miss.
• Your idea of cutting back is less salt on your margarita.
• You can't remember where you parked your car.
• Your feet are sore from dancing, and the trivia night is only half over...