Lest we forget that it takes two to tango, we here at BarLOLz want to take a moment and try to level the playing field a little, and provide our female followers with the antidote to the powerful aphrodisiacs that we are providing here. It really is only fair...

Drinks for everyone!

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders...

Those wacky Brits are at it again. A new bar has opened up called Alcoholic Architecture. First off, let me just say that regardless of my opinion of the establishment, I‘m disappointed that this name has now been taken, and there won’t be some museum by this name featuring MC Escheresque buildings, modified trailer homes and the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Ok, that’s off my chest now. So, this bar comes to us from Sam Bompas and Harry Parr, whose previous contributions  to society include scratch and sniff cinema and jelly banquets.

Welcome BarLOLz'ers, welcome to another installment of the Friday Night Pickup Lines. By now, you're probabally either seeing a ton of action, or frequently seeing stars. Remember, LetzGoOut.com and BarLOLz assumes no responsibility for what may happen to you when you use these. This week, we'll go with a few that are sure to break the ice in a good way. Class is now in session...

Every once in a while, the drunk is the smart one and the cops are dead wrong. This is one of those cases.

Ok, we'll forget, for the sake of argument, that in today's case, our hero is a sub-21 person who gets intoxicated at a concert. Yes, underage drinking is a bad. Most sub-21ers lack the judgement and responsibility to safely handle their liquor, and of course, there's the whole "it's the law" thing too.

Now, on with the story. So, an Illinois teen goes to a Dave Matthews concert outside of Milwaukee...