Ok, for the past few months, I've been feeding you gold. I gotta dump some of the crappy ones off the list, so this week is for some of the lame ones. They still can work if executed properly though. If you watch Family Guy, you may have heard Quagmire use a few of these. If you get one of these lines to work you have some serious bragging rights. Here you go.

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you...

You've seen the warning signs. You know you have a problem. Or maybe you don't know it yet. Well, here's BarLOLz to the rescue! Look for these warning signs.

• You try to pee on the grass and miss.
• Your idea of cutting back is less salt on your margarita.
• You can't remember where you parked your car.
• Your feet are sore from dancing, and the trivia night is only half over...

It's that time of the week again. That time when our readers get ready to go out and hit the bars, looking for unsuspecting targets to hit on. We're here today to provide you with this week's ammo. Like any pickup line, remember, execution is everything.*

*BarLOLz and its parent company, LetzGoOut.com assumes no responsibility for any physical or emotional damage you may incur as a result of misuse of these gems.
Brian Davey
CEO LetzGoOut.com

So, here you go! Good luck...