Welcome BarLOLz'ers, welcome to another installment of the Friday Night Pickup Lines. By now, you're probabally either seeing a ton of action, or frequently seeing stars. Remember, LetzGoOut.com and BarLOLz assumes no responsibility for what may happen to you when you use these. This week, we'll go with a few that are sure to break the ice in a good way. Class is now in session...

Every once in a while, the drunk is the smart one and the cops are dead wrong. This is one of those cases.

Ok, we'll forget, for the sake of argument, that in today's case, our hero is a sub-21 person who gets intoxicated at a concert. Yes, underage drinking is a bad. Most sub-21ers lack the judgement and responsibility to safely handle their liquor, and of course, there's the whole "it's the law" thing too.

Now, on with the story. So, an Illinois teen goes to a Dave Matthews concert outside of Milwaukee...

What's in a name...

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name...

Are you kidding me? #43? We can do better than that!

This is a list of countries by alcohol consumption measured in litres of pure alcohol consumed per capita in a given year, according to the most recent data from the World Health Organization.

It's the weekend again, and it's time for the BarLOLz latest installation of Friday Night Pickup Lines! Ok, I know you're chompin at the bit to pick up some hotties tonight, so I won't ramble on anymore. Here you go...

Here on BarLOLz, there are many posts about stupid people and their DUI related incidents. Here's another one.

Before I go on though, we just want to point out that, one, drinking and driving is wrong, and our posts here are to make fun of the stupidity of those caught in the act - not make light of it, and B, we'd love to report on other items in the news, it's just that these stories seem to be much more readily available.

So, here's another one, and it's a classic. Today's subject...

The Genie and the Two Wishes

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's your's?"
"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.

The cat says "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it."

The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment...